Smoothing Body Exfoliator

I have to admit, I got this for free. But I would NEVER buy it. Why would anyone spend almost $100 on a body scrub, unless it did something magical like remove hair or cellulite? However, I have to...

A true disappointment from a high-end line...the scrubby particles (looks like polyethylene from the ingredient list?) are scratchy and they (or maybe something else in this stuff?) leave my skin...