Soothing Repair Ointment

So I bought this product online (for only $7.00 new on ebay, thank goodness) thinking that it was what it states it is... REPAIR ointment. NOT SO! It is really a topical anesthetic agent! It is...

The purpose of this PTR Soothing Repair Ointment is to provide "temporary relief of pain, itching and tightness due to minor burns,minor skin iritations such as a post-laser, post-waxing--...