La Petite Robe Noire Eau Fraîche

I tried this in the store and my reaction was - so this is what the once-great house of Guerlain, famous for creating perfume masterpieces, has come to - manufacturing cheap floral-fruity...

I received a generous sample of this with a purchase from Guerlain and the only thing I could say when the sales girl was waving a freshly sprayed paper tester around me was "Hmm, interesting....