Wash That Man Right Out of My Hair Shower Gel

There is a Hispanic market a few towns over that sells these all purpose cleaners, for about $1, that are similar to Fabuloso cleaners. There's this red spicy floral one that I once bought that...

This is, despite the slightly misleading name, a shower gel rather than a shampoo. I ordered it online, because reading the ingredient list made me think it'd feel like the shower equivalent of...