Spring Break

This is supposed to evoke a wild and wooly beach holiday by the sea. It fails. This is not the smell of an ocean beach. This is the smell of the shower/changing rooms of an outdoor swimming pool on...

I hoped this perfume would smell like sand, margaritas, cigarette smoke, lip gloss, men's cologne, and salt. Instead, it's just a mild, weaker version of Demeter's Suntan Lotion. If you like the...